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Best 10 Answering Machine Messages
10. My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished. 9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, [...]
Absolutely SFW | Reg Developer
Just a quick one on the subject of safety. Click on the link below to go to The Register and have a look at their article on workplace safety. I have included a choice quote below. Does this sound like any of the HSE people you have come across? Go over there and read the [...]
Only in America
Where else would you see something like this?
Some Where In Libya 2005
Things I owe my mother
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock [...]
Stranded on an island
A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There’s plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he is doing alright. But after few months he gets "lonely", if you know what I mean. The pig starts to look more and more attractive — [...]
Doodlebugger prayer
Here is one for the religious among us. Don’t laugh, plenty of people on seismic crews believe in god. It’s just that when they flee temptation they leave a forwarding address.
Male & Female definitions
buttfemale – the body part that every item of clothing ever manufactured makes “look bigger”male – what you slap when someone scores a touchdown, home run, or goal. Also good for mooning commitmentfemale – a desire to get married and raise a familymale – not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s [...]
Reality check
I had seen this as a poster some years ago on a seismic boat before I noticed it the other day on a web site. The girl might or might not have been different but the message was the same. It does give us something to think about. Keep this in mind when you are drooling over [...]
Things men want women to know
Here are some of the things men want their women to know but don’t want to tell them because they will probably take it the wrong way. Men are not mind readers. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it [...]
Could this be seismic heaven?
I don?t know about our readers but this looks like Larry?s version of seismic heaven. His only complaint would be “So many beers, so little time”. As you all know Larry is the entertainment manager at Swinger?s Bar & Grill currently trading on the Sinai Peninsula. We don?t get very many drop-in customers here but [...]
Sign of the times
Seen when calling on local landowners while permitting for a seismic survey. Time to check the kevlar underwear.
