Fur flies over Miss Universe
Technorati Tags: PETA , animal rights , Miss Universe
PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) and some of the other raving loony animal rights types are campaigning to get the reigning Miss Universe, Japan’s Riyo Mori, to stop wearing animal furs by accusing her of promoting cruelty.
Ms Mori, 20, a ballerina [...]
Best 10 Answering Machine Messages
10. My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished.
9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and [...]
Only in America
Where else would you see something like this?
Things I owe my mother
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into [...]
Stranded on an island
A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There’s plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he is doing alright. But after few months he gets "lonely", if you know what I mean. The pig starts to look more and more attractive — [...]
Doodlebugger prayer
Here is one for the religious among us. Don’t laugh, plenty of people on seismic crews believe in god. It’s just that when they flee temptation they leave a forwarding address.
Reality check
I had seen this as a poster some years ago on a seismic boat before I noticed it the other day on a web site. The girl might or might not have been different but the message was the same. It does give us something to think about.
Keep this in mind when you are drooling over [...]
