Thirty reasons women have things easier than men
1. They got off the Titanic first.
2. They get to flirt with systems support men who always return their calls, and are nice to them when they blow up their computers.
3. Their boyfriend’s clothes make them look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in theirs.
4. They can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. They can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. They’ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for them.
8. Men die earlier, so they get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. They don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies … (you get the point).
11. They can hug their friends without wondering if she thinks they’re gay.
12. They can hug their friends without wondering if they’re gay.
13. New lipstick gives them a whole new lease on life.
14. It’s possible to live their whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. They don’t have to fart to amuse themselves.
16. If they forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. They can congratulate their team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If they have a zit, they know how to conceal it.
19. They never have to reach down every so often to make sure their privates are still there.
20. If they’re dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. They don’t have to memorize caddyshack or fletch to fit in.
22. They have the ability to dress themselves.
23. They can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If they marry someone 20 years younger, they’re aware that they look like an idiot.
25. Their friends won’t think they’re weird if they ask whether there’s spinach in their teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. They’ll never regret piercing their ears.
28. They can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. They know which glass was theirs by the lipstick mark.
30. They have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
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